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3D Printed Wolf Underwear

Hasn’t your junk gone long enough without its own pair of bulge-accentuating wolf underwear?

You’re goddamn right it has!

Put that depressing time back when your dong couldn’t spend its days whiling around dressed like an apex predator behind you!

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These Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear are the real deal.

Just ask anyone.

Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear: REAL ACTUAL FEATURES

With all of these SOLID DESIGN completely not-just-made-up-by-a-dude-in-a-Chinese-sweatshop features such as:

  • “Belt Part Feature” made from sheet and rubber belt that is not only comfortable but also “not easy to deform”
  • “Seiko Meticulous Turner Hemming” with fine double thread sewing that again “has no deformation”
  • “3D Design” using ergonomics for a set of particularly masculine physical characteristics and more free space (somewhere to keep your keys, phone and wallet!)

3D Printed Wolf Underwear

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Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear: Wear Them Anywhere

Here are some situations and destinations perfect for wearing these fine-crafted, animal themed, boxer briefs:

  • Furry conventions
  • Your grandmother’s funeral
  • At a waterpark that caters specifically to blind children
  • 5K fun runs
  • Parole hearings
  • Haunted houses
  • Wild animal safari parks
  • Farley Wowat cosplay events
  • Opening night at the philharmonic
  • Deceased horse graves

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3D Printed Wolf Underwear

These Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear truly are the innovative undersportswear that you’ve been seeking your entire life.

Dive right in and grab yourself a three-pack today.

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Available in the following colors:

  • Light Gray
  • Slightly Darker Gray
  • Black

Whew, that’s A LOT of exciting colors.

And don’t worry.

You’re not a fucking weirdo.

Everybody loves you.

Trust us!!!

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