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BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush

The BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush is great for any parent or children’s caregiver who is a afraid of touching a child’s butthole.

Because, let’s be honest, you didn’t expect when you had kids that you’d have to go around just jamming diaper cream up your kids’ bare asses with just your finger all day long.

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BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush: Key Features

Here are just some of the key features of the BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush:

  • Soft and flexible head (won’t bruise, chaff or puncture your baby’s butthole)
  • BPA Free (won’t poison the fuck out of your kid or give him/her all kinds of cancer and shit)
  • Ergonomic handle (you’ll be able to hit all the tricky angles of your child’s butthole with ease)
  • Suction cup base (stick the brush on top of your car’s dashboard or baby’s head for easy access on the go)

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BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush

BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush: Easy To Use

Another great thing about this product is how easy it is to use.

A baby could literally use it (with light supervisor) to apply diaper cream to their own, or another baby’s, irritated butthole.

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The procedure is completed in the following 3 easy step:

  • Get diaper cream (the brand your baby’s butthole enjoys the most)
  • Brush the cream on your baby’s butthole with the BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush
  • Wipe the brush clean with a baby wipe, soft towel, or the front of your blouse or trousers.

BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush

And you’re done!

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BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush: Perfect For This Idiot

Look at this fucking lady.

BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush

“Oh, I’m too goddamn high-and-mighty to stoop to have one of my fingers graze my perfect little angel’s pristine butthole, even for a fraction of second.

But I’ll go around sucking on the bottom of their filthy little feet like a day-shift sex worker at an Amsterdam kink show theater.”

What in the fuck is wrong with people?

Anyway, get your BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush today and leave all of your diaper cream butthole application worries behind you.

Get it, behind you?

Hahahahaha.

(Oh, God, please someone kill me.)

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