Hasn’t your junk gone long enough without its own pair of bulge-accentuating wolf underwear?
You’re doggone right it has!
Put that depressing time back when your junk couldn’t spend its days whiling around dressed like an apex predator behind you!
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These Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear are the real deal.
Just ask anyone.
Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear: REAL ACTUAL FEATURES
With all of these SOLID DESIGN completely not-just-made-up-by-a-dude-in-a-Chinese-sweatshop features such as:
- “Belt Part Feature” made from sheet and rubber belt that is not only comfortable but also “not easy to deform”
- “Seiko Meticulous Turner Hemming” with fine double thread sewing that again “has no deformation”
- “3D Design” using ergonomics for a set of particularly masculine physical characteristics and more free space (somewhere to keep your keys, phone and wallet!)
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Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear: Wear Them Anywhere
Here are some situations and destinations perfect for wearing these fine-crafted, animal themed, boxer briefs:
- Furry conventions
- Your grandmother’s funeral
- At a waterpark that caters specifically to blind children
- 5K fun runs
- Parole hearings
- Haunted houses
- Wild animal safari parks
- Farley Wowat cosplay events
- Opening night at the philharmonic
- Deceased horse graves
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These Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear truly are the innovative undersportswear that you’ve been seeking your entire life.
Dive right in and grab yourself a three-pack today.
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Available in the following colors:
- Light Gray
- Slightly Darker Gray
- Black
Whew, that’s A LOT of exciting colors.
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