Hasn’t your junk gone long enough without its own pair of bulge-accentuating wolf underwear?
You’re goddamn right it has!
Put that depressing time back when your dong couldn’t spend its days whiling around dressed like an apex predator behind you!
These Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear are the real deal.
Just ask anyone.
Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear: REAL ACTUAL FEATURES
With all of these SOLID DESIGN completely not-just-made-up-by-a-dude-in-a-Chinese-sweatshop features such as:
- “Belt Part Feature” made from sheet and rubber belt that is not only comfortable but also “not easy to deform”
- “Seiko Meticulous Turner Hemming” with fine double thread sewing that again “has no deformation”
- “3D Design” using ergonomics for a set of particularly masculine physical characteristics and more free space (somewhere to keep your keys, phone and wallet!)
Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear: Wear Them Anywhere
Here are some situations and destinations perfect for wearing these fine-crafted, animal themed, boxer briefs:
- Furry conventions
- Your grandmother’s funeral
- At a waterpark that caters specifically to blind children
- 5K fun runs
- Parole hearings
- Haunted houses
- Wild animal safari parks
- Farley Wowat cosplay events
- Opening night at the philharmonic
- Deceased horse graves
These Seamless Boxer Brief 3D Printed Wolf Underwear truly are the innovative undersportswear that you’ve been seeking your entire life.
Dive right in and grab yourself a three-pack today.
DON’T LET YOUR PACKAGE BE A DROOPY TEAM EDWARD – JOIN TEAM JACOB AND HIS GENITAL WOLFPAK TODAY!!!
Available in the following colors:
- Light Gray
- Slightly Darker Gray
Whew, that’s A LOT of exciting colors.
And don’t worry.
You’re not a fucking weirdo.
Everybody loves you.