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Just Some Of The Places Perfect For Using The Beer Muscles Exercise Mug:
- At the gym or weight room
- In the shower
- Spring Break in Cancun, Mexico or Daytona Beach, Florida
- MTV Rock ‘N’ Jock Tapings
- While jogging
- Super Bowl parties
- Live sporting events
- Night clubs
- While swimming
- At boat shows and rodeos
- While bungee jumping and sky diving
- During cock fighting tournaments
- When meeting with your divorce lawyer
- Karate class
- Civil War Re-Enactment Camp
- “American Gladiators” Con
- Trampoline School
- Astronaut College
- Religious events such as baptisms, christenings and exorcisms
This Beer Muscles Exercise Mug is the perfect beverage consumption and workout regiment collaborative solution that you’ve been seeking your entire life.
Fill the empty, meaningless, chasm of dread you’ve been calling your life all these years with the one affordable, convenient and ingenious item that will turn it all around for you.
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Beer Muscles Exercise Mug Is The Perfect Gift For:
- Junior, high school or college graduations
- New job
- Promotions at work
- Getting fired from a job
- Birth announcements
- Recent divorces
- Shark attack survivors/victims
- UFO abductees
- Coming in 1st place at the U.S. Navy’s Top Gun fighter pilot school
- Completing your real estate license exam
- Bands that recently got back together
- The 100th episode of a reality show airing
- 2nd place in a beauty pageant
Buy yours today before they’re all sold out.
If you don’t you’ll want to punch yourself in the face with your weak, puny, unripped hand and wrist.
Don’t be that person!